Right after Christmas

 

At least they are honest.

The only way to get to the future, is to survive today.

I keep telling myself I am going to take a digital vacation, but I am still here.

While I do not believe in abusing animals, I think we should be concerned about people who are homeless for the holidays before the puppies and kittens.

Sherlock Holmes delivered, however, I did think it was odd that my sister and I were the only ones laughing in the whole theater at times.

I love films.

Have you ever searched your name on Facebook to see what you look like in another body?

I have always been afraid to fly, the attempted bombing in Detroit had nothing to do with my avoidance of the air ways.

I have been correct in my Super Bowl predictions for 12 of the last 14 years, this it the first year in which I am going to post it…somewhere.

Facebook is so efficient, if you don’t know how to be a friend, you could learn.  It tells when you haven’t spoke to people for while, when their birthday is and when, when you need them to update their site!

When I reach my weight loss goal I will post a picture of myself on this blog.

Did you know the word monster was in the bible, like six times.

Have you ever noticed that hand models generally come in only one color?

Dan-0-meter if make my prediction to early, he will burn me for it, I won’t tell him for a little while longer.

Thought 15: If the Eagles make it through the playoffs, they will win the Super Bowl. 

(I reserve the right to amend all predictions, before kick off)

The belated journey of the tree...not a typical 15...

 

Hmm which one will it be...

oh look, here is the perfect tree...

cozy little ride to house...

ok, this was way dark but we got it in place.

O' Tannenbaum...

Happy Christmas

This might come in handy for some of you at your holiday parties.  Fifty bucks a pop.  I don’t need one. 

Just cheered for NOTA on the finale for ‘the sing-off’ the were hot in RED!!!

Dan-0-meter=  I got on the air today.  He played my clip. Thanks Dan Patrick!!

Some people should put more effort in how they look from behind.

Thanks Rob, you are awesome.

Hmm, this is the place in the Bible where it talks about a good way to loose weight.  -serena j.

Oh my God!  I’m totally shocked about Brittany Murphy.  So sad!

5 the number of beef cheek tacos I ate today. (They were soooo good!!) That was the only full meal I consumed. 

3 The number of times I prayed for my mother today.

6 the number of times I probably will pray for her tomorrow.

0 the number of times today that I was afraid.

Twice the number of times I talked with my sister about children.

I predict that the Eagles will do well in the playoffs.

Happy Christmas, Merry New Year!  This will be the first Christmas and New Year for my Blog!

Thought 15: If you know the true reason for the season, don’t make any excuses, do your duty.

Things that make you go...are you serious?

Can you  spot the dinosaurs in this picture?  A few minutes after I took this picture,  a guy walked up and start talking to one of the dinosaurs.

Dan-0-meter:  100 calls, two holds, no Air!!

So I’m writing this book.  The characters do some really amazing things when they come out of my keyboard.

I know all the answers to Jay Leno's Jay walking questions.  He really needs to come and ask me.

22 out of 60 pounds goal weight loss.  I have never been this successful in my life!

That feeling you get when you have forgotten something but you don’t know what it is?  I think that is old age. 

If you blow your nose into a tissue and then look at, I’m not mad at you, it’s yours.

Some dreams should not come true.

Logic-- 
Your natural hair color is supported and maintained by the enzyme tyrosinase. 

A decrease in the enzyme tyrosinase leads to  transparent or gray hair.

After 11 months in office President Obama’s natural hair color is decreasing and strands of his hair are turning transparent or gray.

The same thing happened to Presidents Clinton and Bush.

It takes more of the enzyme tyrosinase than the body typically produces to be the President of the United States.

Churches should not require people to be good singers in order to lead worship.  I like it when they do, but the Bible does not necessarily support this practice.

Warning:  This thought could be disturbing feel free not read it, if death commentary is not for you. (highlight to view).
Thought 15: Independent of what your faith is, or what you believe, we all agree that we are alive, and some people are dead.  Therefore, I truly believe that when we are not alive, we will know that we are dead.

Neat

Obviously, I support many different kinds of artists.

When I meet my intellectual match, I will consider marrying them; which begs the question, whom have I met who is not my intellectual match…


I’m not perfect, just amazing! --Bug

18 the number of pounds I lost so far on this diet.

You know that feeling you get when the object of your affection comes into view, I’m so not feeling that right now.

5 the number of times today that I thought of our children who are homeless and exposed to the elements and prayed for them and their families.

If I am seeking a new position it does not mean I am dissatisfied with my job, it means I might be more satisfied with another job.

If you want to be the principal, be wise, then listen.

Art is on the Pulse of society --Mike Lardi, artist

If imitation is the sincerest form of flatter, what is opposite of that?

Dan-o-meter: I have not called the DP Show in 3 weeks, but I will call tomorrow.

Tiger Woods and his family need a whole lot of prayer right now.

I changed my mind, I don't want to marry a supermodel.

If you sing in the shower it will improve your vocal elasticity.

Thought 15:

Sometimes, Confidence is mistaken for arrogance.